I’m rich! My iPhone apps have sold thousands…

Well, at least 1,000. That’s right. According to my record keeping, Slider Calc , the slickest iPhone mortgage calculator in the app store, is a worldwide smash hit with just about 1,000 happy customers out there. Keep on sliding those numbers around, people. Add to that the sleeper hit of 2009, a little app called “Meat Clock”, which has sold well into the dozens and now we are rolling in cash! Easy street, here I come.  If you read stories like this one about Steve Demeter or the story about iShoot developer Ethan Nicholas who claims to have maid $250,000 in two months, it is easy to see that I should have about 2 million downloads by Christmas.  I better start preparing for the amazing lifestyle changes that are coming my way!

Me, on top of the world riding iPhone riches into the sunset!

Me, on top of the world riding iPhone riches into the sunset!